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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Feb 6, 2014 6:24:41 GMT -5
OI.
Where the flying fuck have you been, you arse? And why didn't you tell me you needed a place to stay?! Actually, why didn't you tell me you were back at all?? I have to hear from my dear aunt that you're in town and you didn't tell me?? On that note, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, you bitch!
Come to my house now. As in right now. Or in an hour. My mum will drop off Matteo and my flatmate will get out of the house some food so you better be here.
380 Sunset Drive.
Kaycee.
PS. This is not a booty call. GET YOUR ARSE HERE.
PPS. Still not a booty call.
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Post by Camden Phillips on Feb 6, 2014 9:50:46 GMT -5
Calm the fuck down.
Your mum is dropping off food? You're that fucking lazy? And Sunset Drive? I should be asking you what happened to your fucking balls.
I'll be over, twat.
- Camden
P.S.
I don't believe you one bit. This is totally a booty call.
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Feb 6, 2014 9:55:28 GMT -5
No. No, I will not "calm the fuck down", fucker! You've disappeared and you haven't told me you were back and I'm supposed to just be fucking calm about it?? Come here so I can punch you in the face, you arse!
Hey, it's food, bitch. Be thankful. She's dropping by anyway for whatever reason so. Yes, Sunset Drive. It's Lance's and I'm living here - better than living with a fucking Headmistress, anyway. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BALLS, HUH?? WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!
Bitch arse.
Kaycee.
PS. No. It really isn't. You've gone loopy.
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Post by Camden Phillips on Feb 6, 2014 10:02:16 GMT -5
I'll explain everything when I went to your place, fucker.
Since your mum is bringing food, can she get some Chinese? I've been dying for it. Have her get a pound of eggrolls, too, and don't forget the soy sauce.
Listen, I needed your fucking aunt, so back the fuck up. Like I said, I'll explain. So go smoke a little or something, because I don't need to deal with your bitch-arse right now.
- Camden
P.S.
You still love me.
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Feb 6, 2014 10:06:05 GMT -5
You fucking better, fucker.
No, psh. She always brings sandwiches. I'll order Chinese for you, as your order specifies, Lord of O'Malley Flat.
Yeah, yeah, this better be good. I don't touch cigars unless the need is dire, and you can just picture me fingering Lance's Cuban collection. This conversation is starting to get dirty. And you'll always need to deal with my bitch-albeit-admittedly-sexy-arse.
Bring your clothes over if you want. We've got a spare room here.
Kaycee.
PS. You've really gone loopy. Where the fuck have you been
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Post by Camden Phillips on Feb 6, 2014 10:19:11 GMT -5
I will, fucker.
Sandwiches? Ugh, well, at least it's better than prison food. I guess that's okay. But wait! Get some lo mein, too. And fried rice. We should order pizza as well.
It's good. Well, it's not good, but you know what I mean. I don't need to know what you're fingering. I'm not even You need to stop.
Alright. I'll leave Iz a note. She wanted me to get in touch with you, anyway.
- Camden
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Post by Kaycee O'Malley on Feb 6, 2014 10:30:33 GMT -5
GET YOUR ORDER STRAIGHT, BITCH. And you better damn well work for me if you can't pay for the amount of food that you eat. Merlin. What are you, starved? No, seriously, did you even eat
No, I will not stop. The Cuban cigars happen to like it.
Oh yeah, that'll probs be a smart idea. Derp.
Kaycee
(( should we start a thread now, lovely? ))
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Post by Camden Phillips on Feb 6, 2014 10:35:26 GMT -5
I'm ignoring everything you wrote.
I'm leaving now.
- Cam
((OOC: yes yes!!))
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