Lou (Roxanne)

[Aidan O'Banion]

Lou-Lou,

Hey handsome. Hey best roommate and prefect in the entire world with such a beautiful face.
Bring me food?

-Aidan

[Roxanne Weasley]

Aidan,

While I appreciating the endearing comments - though I hope my boyfriend doesn't refer to me as handsome . . . you've stumbled upon the wrong Weasley. There's only a 1,000 of us, so I understand how you could get it wrong. But no, I won't be bringing you food. Try the Weasley roulette table again and hope not to land on Dom!

-Roxanne

[Aidan O'Banion]

Roxanne,

Well...that's embarrassing. Though I view handsome as one of the top complements to give a person so maybe your boyfriend should call you handsome.

And I dunno if I want to do that, Dom still scares me.

-Aidan

[Roxanne Weasley]

Aidan,

Slightly, but considering your Louis's friend, i'm not shocked in the slightest.

I'll let him know that my cousin's friend thinks that he should call me handsome and that if he ever calls me handsome I'll shove him off of something.

Dom scares everyone. Except for Tante Fleur, but then again that's one French woman everyone should be afraid of, so . . .

-Rox

[Aidan O'Banion]

Roxanne,

Well that's good. I figured calling him handsome would help my case.

You should tell him that. I'm telling you, calling people handsome gets you places. Or food.

Oh I think I've met her before when I flooed to Lou's house.

-Aidan

[Roxanne Weasley]

Aidan,

Are you calling my boyfriend handsome? Flirt with my cousin all you want, but back off the boyfriend; I don't share.

Get's you places? You've called me handsome and my boyfriend handsome - yet you've got no food. You're definitely Louis' friend with logic like that.

Small french woman, beautiful, but yells a lot in french? That'd be Tante Fleur.

-Roxanne

[Aidan O'Banion]

No I was saying calling Lou handsome would help me.

And that's a good point. I would have asked my sister but she would have sent me a flat out no. I figured I had a better chance with Louis. But that clearly didn't work. And I'm still hungry.

Yep I remember her.

-Aidan

[Roxanne Weasley]

So now you want my cousin and my boyfriend? I'm also quite sad to see that you think Louis is so easy. Throw him a few compliments and he'll do your bidding. Shame.

You're hungry yet you're still owling me? Are you lacking companionship at the moment? Your sister, Professor O'Banion? She seemed like a sweetheart.

I'd suggest missing her on the Weasley roulette wheel, too, then.

-Rox