VIVI

[Dhruv Cornfoot]

Say something, I'm giving up on youuuuuuuuu.

I kid. About the giving up part. Obviously. Not the wanting you to say something. How's my favourite cousin then? I hardly get to talk to you in school. Are you staying at our grandparents' house in August too?

- Dhruv XOXO

[Vivienne Vaisey]

Dearest Dhruv,

That's not even my fault that you don't talk to me in school. Who's the one running after all the girls? Tanya tells me aaaall sorts of stories about you! I'll tell Gramma.

I think Mum is supposed to come with me by Portkey, but it might mess up her hair or something so I'll probs be going alone. Are you coming?


Much love,
V x

[Dhruv Cornfoot]

Lovely Vivi,

Oh please. I don't run after girls. They run after me. Tanya is a fibber. And why would Gramma mind? She might even be proud of me.

Of course I am! Both of us are. Is Nessa coming along? I know Val never does, so. Speaking of her, has she found a job yet? Have you any idea?

- Dhruv

[Vivienne Vaisey]

Groovy Dhruvy,

Oh, it must be that flashy wit and brilliant smile! I can see them lining up now haha. And I don't think Gramma would mind, but she'd ask if you've found yourself a nice girl to tie yourself down to hahaha can't wait to hear what you tell her!

Awesome, I meant to ask Tanya when youse are going but it completely slipped my mind. Val's off being Val, so I haven't actually seen her much around the house. Nessa's with her friends for most of the summer, I think, but I think she'll come visit just before, because Mum's wanting to book a Portkey for two of us from Mumbai straight to London, so.

I got the newest broom, by the way! Daddy's welcome home gift. Race you when we meet up!



Love,
V x

[Dhruv Cornfoot]

Who even says groovy anymore?!

At least you acknowledge it. What about you? Any boy drama yet? Because I need to know if I have to punch someone's face in. And hello, I'm only seventeen. I refuse to be tied down. I dunno what I'll tell Gramma though...

Well, good for the both of them, I guess? I should write. I don't know what I'll say to them though. And awesome about the broom! You planning on trying out for the team this year?

- Dhruv

[Vivienne Vaisey]

Clearly, I do, so soon it'll be all popular again. Catch up with the times, Dhruv!


Sarcasm was dripping all over that sentence and you completely miss it. Tut-tut, I'm so disappointed. And please, as if.

Ahaha I can just imagine it now! And then they'll be like "so when are you planning to get married?" and man, you are in such deep trouble when we get back! This'll be soo much fun!

You should probs save yourself the trouble, because they're both 'too busy'. I tried to get one of them to go shopping in Diagon Alley but they're not so keen so I'm like whatever.

And I really really really want to, but Mum might have a heart attack if I ended up in the Hospital Wing or something. Although Dad might be really proud... Yeah, I might! Are you still in the team? D'you know who might wanna try out for this year? Gotta size up the opposition early!



Love,
V x

[Dhruv Cornfoot]

Clearly, you are the trendsetter for the entire generation.

I didn't miss it. I chose to ignore it. Because I really am all those things. You just refuse to acknowledge that.

Ugh, you had to get that idea into my head. Now I'm imagining them telling me that since I'm the only boy and things I have to find a nice girl and settle down.. Whatever. I'm telling them I'm not getting married till I'm like thirty.

You totally should! Not like you've ever cared about what Aunt Paro says anyway. 'Course I'm in the team! What position are you planning on trying out for? You'll be fab. But obviously I'll be better.

- Dhruv

[Vivienne Vaisey]

'Course! Did you ever expect anything less?

Oh, sure! Says, who, you? No one else but you! I could really make a poem out of that.

He thinks he's so cute
But that's not really true
Coz who says its true?
No, really, who?
Honestly
Just you!

Ta-da! I'll call that the Dhruv Sonnet. Or is it Haiku? I'm not even sure.

Yeah, and they'll talk about dowries and oof, man. I'm glad they're not looking at me yet! Although it shouldn't be too far off. But I'm really hoping not!

I dunnoooo, I was thinking Chaser, but it'd be so cool to be a Beater. I'll just have to try out, I guess, and see where I'm best at. Daddy never lets me play with the Bludgers so bleh.


Love,
V x