AIDAN

[Norah O'Banion]

I leave you alone for two seconds and you break my television. 

I wondered why you left so quickly. Usually you stay and eat everything in the house. 

I worry about you more than I worry about Tommy, at times, AND HE'S NOT EVEN TWO YEARS OLD YET. 

I'm hitting you with a rolled up newspaper next time I see you. 

Love,
Rora

[Aidan O'Banion]

It wasn't me.

-Aidan

[Norah O'Banion]

You're a pretty shit liar, I know it by just starring at the parchment.

How about I owl Louis and ask him if he's given you any advice you ignored lately.

Newpaper, Addie. News paper. Over the head. Hard.


Rora

[Aidan O'Banion]

No, not me. Not your sweet little brother. If anyone it was Conan. He's evil.

Don't owl him, Louis lies.

Not if I run fast.

-Aidan

[Norah O'Banion]

But Conan hasn't been in my flat in a few. So that leaves you since Craig wouldn't dare touch my things without asking.

Louis lies, yet I can see your lips twitching through parchment.

Binding curses. I will use it. Or I'll just hand you over to Ma.

How's that muggle song go: Run fast for your mother, fast for your father, run for children (which you don't have), for your sister and brothers. Leave all your love and your loving behind, you can't carry it with you if you want to survive.

Because i'm going to hurt you.

-Rora

[Aidan O'Banion]

Sorry I don't remember any song ending in "Because I'm going to hurt you". I remember one ending in "Because I love you". Is that what you were going for?

My lip isn't twitching. Sheesh and you say you know me!

Don't tell Ma...And are you kidding me? Craig? Innocent?

-Aidan

[Norah O'Banion]

No, hurt. It accurately describes the animosity i have towards you at this moment.
You'll be babysitting Tommy for free for a while.

Your lip isn't twitching? And I'm pretty certain you're not flailing about, either, acting offended when you're clearly the guilty party here.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't tell her. Craig knows better than to try me.

Rora

[Aidan O'Banion]

You became on animal?

Okay...but I still get dibs on the food, right? I'm a growing boy Rora. I work out, play quidditch, stay active. Do you know how hard it is to climb the stairs up to my bed every single day? Especially when Craig and Conan leave obstacles covering said staircase? I nearly tripped over Conan's prized bestiality book...Or whatever he calls it. I nearly died. And you know what keeps me alive? Food.

Nope. I'm just sitting her blinking and breathing. Wearing the face of an innocent bystander who is being wrongly accused by his older sister. I might have a tear running down my cheek.

Because...It wasn't me. And do you really want to upset Ma? She's already upset enough because Aunt Fiona can't come to the family dinner this month. She goes on a work trip and you'd think Ma believes she's leaving us forever.

And you love me.

I didn't think Craig knew better when it came to anything. He just does things.

-Aidan

[Norah O'Banion]

Just call yourself lucky that i've yet to kill you, okay? I swear, how I grew up with three brothers, all under the age of 18 while i've been over the age of 18 for a bit, i'll never know. The three of you are the definition of special. Eat what you want, but clean up after yourself.

Oh cry me a river, poor baby Addie rightfully accused. This is me. Do you really think you're fooling me?

Aunt Fi already owl'd me to tell me that she's going to try desperately to make it back, so Ma is actually in a pretty chipper mood. So do you want me to upset Ma because you destroyed what doesn't belong to you? By the way, Mark might drop in on the family dinner so he can see Tommy. I'm asking you now to not pull anything, please, and to make sure Craig doesn't either.

I do love you, but I want to cause you bodily harm, too.

But he's also terrified of me, remember that.

-Rora