to pippa

[Léon]

PIPPA BRYONY TREMLETT

Why have you not sent me a single owl over the entire course of your summer? It's already been a week since you've been out, bunny! I'm horrified! I demand an instant reply or we shan't be friends any longer.



Yours in tears and completely heart broken,
Leon

[Pippa Tremlett]

My dearest Leon,

I am so sorry that I haven't sent you an owl. But I must be honest with you: the amount of writing we do at ls hook has given me a bad case of tendinitis. So your issue truly lies with the Headmistress.

I'm totally kidding. I don't have tendinitis! I just don't have a good excuse as to why I haven't written you. Forgive me? Let's bake cookies and dance around in our underwear to make things all better.

Love,
Your bunny

[Léon]

My dearest adora-Bunny,

Never could fool me with that tendonitis excuse! I knew you had no good excuse, and therefore I must simply insist that you bring me ice cream and cookie dough right this instant or I'll have to start thinking that you've completely forgotten about me and don't love me any more.

I shall be at the band flat for the next couple of hours before we're off to have a sound check for our new album (yay!), so you're completely invited to come and crash for a bit! I'm not too sure about the dancing in underwear part as that's more Tommy's department than mine - and I really must insist that you do not do that as my retinas shall once again be scarred and I'm quite tired of seeing too much of Tommy, to be perfectly honest with you.


Much much love,
Your lion

[Pippa Tremlett]

To my lion,

You're too smart for me. I should have known better.

I've just got to hop down to the shop to get our survival package and than I shall be over to the band flat! Is Tommy around? I don't really know him, so I wouldn't dance around in my underwear with him. That would be weird.

At any rate, I will see you soon!

Love,
Bunny

[Léon]

My belova-Bunny,

Really, lovely, what a fine waste of ink and parchment. But no matter, let's party yay!

Brilliant! Tommy's around, but I think he's going out in about ten minutes. There shall be no dancing in underwear here! All the others are still here, it's just Tommy going out. But no worries, they're all busy in their own rooms so we'll have the telly in the living room to ourselves. Let's watch a movie?

I better darn well see you soon, Pippa Tremlett!


Very much love,
Lion