Hartley,

[Nikolaos Yaxley]

Wake up. I'm bored.

Also, why are your clothes scattered all over my room? I can think of only one possible explanation and I am not liking it.

- Kol.

[Nikolai Hartley]

That requires so much effort.

I hosted a strip show scavenger hunt. Wait until you see what ended up in the fridge.

- Nik

ooc. omfg im sorry i didn't see this!! and he's joking lol there's nothing in the fridge

[Nikolaos Yaxley]

Clearly waking up takes more effort than organising a strip show. Good to know.

And I'm pretty sure I don't want to see it. Astra might come over and I can only imagine her reaction to underwear in our fridge.

- Kol

[Nikolai Hartley]

I can't believe you've never come to this conclusion before. What have you been doing all your life?

Astraia has good taste, she'd love it. But I lied, there's nothing for her to discover in the friend. Or at least, not that I know of.

- Nik

[Nikolaos Yaxley]

So apparently you organised the whole thing while I was sleeping, and while you were sleeping as well. Real smooth, Hartley.

Also, I am never trusting you with the keys to this place ever again if this is an indication of how well you look after them. If I find something suspicious in the fridge I'm blaming you.

- Kol

[Nikolai Hartley]

What can I say? I'm even sexy in my sleep. But no, the strip tease would have been a few days ago, obviously. I don't actually think there was a strip tease involved - there was definitely Cassie running through a fountain, though - but I'd have to ask Cassie to be certain. I doubt she'd remember, either, so maybe it'll just become one of those mysteries of the universe.

You love me; I take heaps of care of things, though! I would blame Cassie; she's a negative influence on me, really. I'm an innocent little flower.

- Nik

[Nikolaos Yaxley]

Cassie running through a fountain? why did you not tell me about this maybe it was for the Why did you not inform me that you were going to trash our house? It's not like I mind that much. I just like having at least partial agency over everything that happens here.

Cassie is ten times better than you at everything, Mr. Innocent Little Flower.

- Kol

[Nikolai Hartley]

What can I say? She's an ambitious drunk, especially when challenged. I didn't intend to! But okay, NEW DEAL, I always send you alert when something may possibly trash the house or even better, I make sure you're with me so you can oversee it! xoxoxox

Including being a negative influence on me! Also, OUCH. I am stupendous. And I'm the best at music, so there. Well, in our Gryffindor gang, anyway; though there's Seth now - he's dating Rosie, do you think that counts? Whatever, if so, it's cool, because we're mates. He and Rose are super cute, I totally approve. You should come assess people's love lives with me. Where even are you, the kitchen?

- Nik XOXO I can't contain my love anymore I'm sorry

[Nikolaos Yaxley]

Deal accepted. Especially if Cassie will be involved.

Fine, music I can agree to. Though wasn't Cass in a band sometime in fifth year? I don't even know what happened to it. You two should totally have a sing-off sometime. And as for love life assessments, I think both of us need to sort out our own first, before judging any others. Though I think I know who you're talking about. I've seen him around a couple times. Seems nice.

And yes, I'm in the kitchen. I'm going to finish off all the pound cake if you don't hurry up and get here.

- Kol xoxo (FINE if you insist on putting those everywhere to 'show your love' I will too)

(OOC: want to have a 'in person' thread now? or should we just stick with the ones with cass and astraia? i can start either one of those if you like)