Post by Tristan Endsley on Mar 5, 2014 10:11:32 GMT -5
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FIFTEEN
MALE
GRYFFINDOR
HALFBLOOD
HETEROSEXUAL
HUNTER PARRISH
TRISTAN ADONIS ENDSLEY
 TEN WORDS TRISTAN WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF • Kick-arse • Sarcastic • Handsome • Loyal • Tone-deaf • A good eater • Happy • Smart • Supportive • Helpful TEN WORDS THAT ACTUALLY DESCRIBE TRISTAN • Kick-arse • Sarcastic • Handsome • Loyal • Lazy • Creative • Animal-lover • Flirtatious • Lethargic • Pessimistic If you'll notice, a good eater, tone-deaf, happy, smart, supportive, and helpful aren't words that are listed in the bottom list. It's not to say that Tristan isn't those things, but he's not as much of as he is the others (except maybe for tone-deaf and a good eater.) Tristan is happy, but not as happy as he could be; but we'll be talking about that later. He's also smart, but he doesn't apply himself and therefore doesn't get the marks that he should get. As far as supportive and helpful, well... Tristan is likely to say something like, "Yeah, mate". He often doesn't listen to what other people are saying because he's lost in his own mind. Also, I would like to touch on his flirty said - Tristan has no idea when he's being flirtatious. Part of it has to do with him copying the tone of the girl he's talking to, and he doesn't realize that he's flirting. NINE ANIMALS THAT TRISTAN HAS SAVED • A squirrel • A rabbit • A few ducks • Three cats • Two dogs • A bird • Several field mice • A fawn • A chipmunk Of the animals he has saved, Tristan only kept the two dogs and one of the three cats. One of the dogs is a female Boxer named Crimson and the other is a female Pitbull-mix named Clover. The cat is a female grey tiger named Shenzi. EIGHT THINGS TRISTAN DISLIKES • Waking up early • Homework • Physical activity of any kind • Hurt animals • Musicals • Babies • Interruptions when he's speaking • Group work SEVEN THINGS TRISTAN LOVES • Food/eating • Sleeping • Animals • Taking naps • Writing • Drawing • Playing pranks As you'll notice, Tristan loves writing and drawing. Those are his two talents. He doesn't like writing schoolwork; he likes writing poems. He's very careful about letting people know this about him. In fact, only Selene (his older sister) knows that he writes and draws. Instead of taking notes during lessons, Tristan is most likely to be writing poetry or drawing funny images of the professor. The rest of the things that Tristan loves are self-explanatory. Playing pranks is a big one; it's about the only time he's willing to exert any energy to get off of the couch in the Gryffindor common room. Tristan is a sucker for a good laugh. SIX THINGS ON TRISTAN'S BUCKET LIST • Jump out of an aeroplane • Visit the Louvre • Ride an elephant • Go deep-sear diving • Go swimming in the Dead Sea • Eat a 24-cut pizza all by himself in one sitting Tristan has a lot of things on his bucket that require some physical activity, but he thinks that it's worth the effort. FIVE THINGS TRISTAN ALWAYS CARRIES WITH HIM • Sketch pad/notebook • Pencils • Snacks • Money (both wizard and muggle) • A picture of his animals These are the most important things to Tristan, save for the money. He just carries that around with him just in case. But he never knows when the inspiration to write or draw something will come, so he likes to have some sort of paper and writing utensil with him at all times. FOUR ILLEGAL THINGS TRISTAN HAS DONE • Consumed alcohol • Driven a car • Smoked pot • Stolen food Perhaps these aren't all "Oh my god!" situations, but these are some of the illegal things that Tristan has done in his lifetime. In fact, he stole the food from a corner store when he was high. (He'd spent his money for food on pot, but then he got an intense case of the munchies and well... nothing comes between Tristan and his food.) THREE PEOPLE TRISTAN WOULD DIE FOR • Castor Endsley (23) • Selene Endsley (21) • Hermes Endsley (17) As you can see, Tristan would do anything for his siblings. They are all close with one another, however, since they're all pranksters, they tend to team up with whomever is willing to work with them on the prank. Generally, Tristan prefers to prank with his sister because she's good at planning and he's good at executing, but Hermes is a lot faster and so sometimes he's the better pick. Castor doesn't prank so much anymore, but he's a got a lot more experience and he's very stealth. They all have their strengths and weaknesses when it comes to pranking. TWO INFAMOUS PRANKS TRISTAN HAS PLAYED • Flooding the fourth year girls' dorm room • Letting someone borrow a "broken" quill So, the first infamous prank Tristan played was last year during his fourth year. He managed to steal a large trash bin from the house elves down in the kitchen. He filled it 3/4 of the way full of water (when he had sneaked up to the girls' dormitory) and then he added some red food dye. He leaned the bin against the door of the dorm, knocked and then ran away. Hiding, Tristan watched as one of the girls opened the door and the bin full of red water fell into the dorm, covering the girl and flooding the dorm room. People suspected him, of course, but there was no proof that it was him and therefore he wasn't held accountable. As for the second prank, Tristan started that his first year. He always carried a few extra quills with him because someone usually didn't have one. But here's the catch: he used clear nail polish on the tip of the quill so the ink wouldn't stick and therefore the quill wouldn't work properly. Tristan has a great poker face and pretended not to notice. It took students until his second year to realize never to ask him for a quill. ONE DEATHLY HALLOW TRISTAN WOULD WANT • Invisibility cloak It would make pranks so much easier and a lot more fun! Well, hello, Mr. Endsley, it's nice to meet you. [offers hand] [ignores hand] 'Lo. [retracts hand after another moment] So, how are you today? [shrugs] Okay, I s'pose. Good, good. Where would you like to begin? I don't know. You're the one doing the interview. [laughs] Right. Well, let's start with something simple. When is your birthday? April 28th... 2009. [pauses] Maths isn't my strong suit. That's alright. So, April 28th... that makes you a Taurus, right? I guess. Would you say you have the traits of a Taurus? I don't know. I'm not into that stuff. What stuff are you into? I don't wanna talk about that. Mr. Endsley-- Call me Tristan, please. Tristan, if you don't want to talk about yourself, then this interview is pointless. Sounds like most of the life in my life. [sees opportunity] Can you expand on that? I just mean-- [sighs heavily] I mean that most of my life is pointless. Like school and homework and going to class. It sounds like your issue is with school, not your life. Well... I guess so. It's not that I hate it. I just -- I don't know. But isn't magic exciting? 'Course it is! I just don't like the whole wizard-training bit. There has to be something you like about school. [thinks] The food? What about girls? What about them? Cute lad like yourself... you must attract a lot of young ladies. Are you hitting on me? What? I -- no! Because the only lady who calls me cute is my mum. And, I hate to break it to you, but I'm not into older women. Oh, goodness... dear me. This is -- why don't we start from the beginning? All the way from the beginning? Yes. Dude, no. Why not? Because that's a lot of questions. Well, what if we start over from the part about you and girls. Sure, okay. [clears throat] I actually don't do too swell with the ladies. I mean, I talk to girls and stuff - it's not like I'm afraid of them or anything. But it's not like anything comes of it. I think I might be uninteresting to them, but I'm not sure. Uninteresting how? I don't know. They'll wanna go hang out or something, and I'll be like, "Nah, man, I wanna sleep" and then they just... leave. So you don't chase after girls? No. Well, alright... what can you tell me about your family? What do you wanna know? Do you have any siblings? What do they do for a living? What do your parents do? Those sort of things. Oh, okay. Well, I have three older siblings. Two brothers and a sister. One brother, Hermes, is 17 and he's still in school like me. Then there's Selene - that's my sister. She works at a joke shop in Diagon Alley. And the oldest is Castor; he thinks he's cool because he got a job at the Ministry. As for my parents, well... it's just my mum. My dad left us when I was five, so I don't remember much of it; but from what my siblings say, he's a douchenozzle. I don't care that I don't know him. But I feel bad for my mum. Because she took it really hard, you know? So Castor had to take care of us. From what it seems like, Castor is a play-by-the-rules sort of person? Actually, the opposite. Least when we were growing up, he was. He was just a kid himself, so he did what he thought was best. I feel bad for my mum who had to put up with four battling kids. You all fought a lot? No! No way! I mean, we did, but no... pranks. The house was so depressing, Castor filled it with laughter and fun in the form of pranks. Ah. So, do you still play pranks? Hell yeah! Brilliant one this morning - I broke my sister's coffee machine, but I put one of Castor's ties around it to make it seem like he was the one who did it. She doesn't suspect a thing. Brilliant. Why did you break her coffee machine? I honestly didn't mean it. I'm not sure what happened; I was trying to make coffee and just... it broke. I feel kind of bad because she's a monster without coffee. Why not tell her the truth? She'd never believe me? I don't usually drink coffee, so. I see. What will happen if she finds out? Nothing good. Well then, for your sake, I hope she doesn't find out. Thanks. You mentioned having an absent father. Has that affected you much? No. Why would it? I had Castor and Hermes. And my mum, hello! Right, right. Sorry. Um... do you know why your father left you? I didn't back then, when I was younger. But then I got older and my mum told me the truth. She's a squib, you see - magical parents, but she doesn't have any powers herself. All of us kids are magical and I guess after Selene got her acceptance letter to Hogwarts, my dad - he's a muggle - couldn't handle it. So he booked. Lame arse excuse, if you ask me. We're better off without him. That is rather unfortunate. None of you speak to him at all? Not that I know of. Mum's enough; she's really great. Good. Well, speaking of magic, what was your first indication that you were like your siblings? Hermes birthday had just passed and there was some birthday cake left over. Since it was his birthday, Hermes naturally assumed that the last bit of cake was for him. Fair enough, I suppose, looking back. But I really wanted some and he kept teasing me. I just remember staring really hard at the cake and then it exploded all over Hermes. Needless to say, no one got any cake. Ans then just random stuff after that starting happening. Wow, you really like food, don't you? Yeah. I'll eat just about anything. [pats belly] And I don't gain anything. Selene gets so mad. [laughs] You and your siblings have quite unique names. What's that about? [shrugs] I dunno. Mum's choice. That should have been the first clue to my dad that something was off about my mum - I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, looking at it from his point of view, if that were me, I would have been like, "Who the fuck names their kids that?" and fought it. But he didn't. In the wizarding world, these names aren't so strange. I suppose that's true. So, tell me, Tristan: with your mum being a squib, are you familiar with the muggle world? Oh, yeah! Very familiar. Which world do you prefer? I don't know. They both have their pros and cons. That they do. [pauses] Well, I think that's it. Alright. Thank you, Tristan. Have a good day. You, too. HANNA 24 GMT -5 |
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