hey you [tristan]

[Selene Endsley]

brother of mine,

where is the pie i told you to owl me for lunch?? it's ten minutes past one, i've been waiting for that blasted pie for the past five minutes. kindly get up off your lazy arse and send it to me. i'm hungry and damn tired of bored kids trying to liven up their holidays by using skiving snackboxes.

you better not have eaten it! or there will be hell to pay. i mean it.


selene

[Tristan Endsley]

Selene,

I feel like you should eat something healthier than pie for lunch. But who am I to judge? Sorry it's late - I was really caught up in this movie. Why didn't you pack yourself a lunch, dumbarse?

- Tristan

[Selene Endsley]

tristan.

you better not be calling me fat. get up and send me the pie, lazy arse. i didn't pack lunch because i was late to work because someone broke my coffee machine, god damn it. i need my pie. my day is horrible and only pie can make it better.

you better not have eaten that pie, tristan.


selene

[Tristan Endsley]

Dude, I'm not calling you fat. I don't want to have my balls kicked in. I sent the pie with the last package, but the bloody owl must have eaten it or dropped it. So let's try this again. God. For good measure, here are two pieces. If they don't make it to you, too bad. I'm not fucking doing this shit again.

And don't think this is gonna be a regular thing, either. You know what a lazy fuck I am. Now the couch is all uncomfortable and shit. Selene, I was working on making another comfortable spot and almost had it but noooo, it's all about you.

Enjoy your fucking pie. I'm eating the rest of it.

- T