Post by Damien Malfoy on Jan 26, 2014 23:58:35 GMT -5
[presto]
17
MALE
SLYTHERIN
PURE-BLOOD
STRAIGHT
AUSTIN BUTLER
DAMIEN LUCIUS MALFOY
 Ah, I knew you'd come to interview me eventually. Heard you were making your rounds, and that's very clever of you; to save the best for last that is. I am the best after all. Wait, what's that you're writing, the interview hasn't even started yet. Give me that [brief interlude while our interviewee and interviewer struggle over some parchment . . . ] [back in session]. I am not pompous! Change that. I'm clever; I have a true way with words; I'm debonair. Oh right fuck off then, let's get this show started. I've got shit to do and things to see and people to bother and whatever it is that they say. History. I was born January 22, 2006 in Wiltshire, England. My birth was a thing of wonders. Angels sang, choirs rejoiced . . . no but seriously, my birth probably wasn't that great; won't lie. See, mum and dad had just had a kid - you know, you may know my brother, blonde, lesser attractive, bit of a git? Well anyways they'd just had him when mum found out she was pregnant with me. I wasn't there so I can't tell you their reaction, but it was probably something close to "bloody hell." Anyways for a bit there it was just me and Scorpius, but when I say a bit I really mean it because right after me came Ella, my little sister. Scorpius took on the helm being eldest, Ella cutest, and well me; I learned early on that there wasn't much room for me to carve out my own identity. Scorpius got the most attention for being eldest, Ella for being the only girl, and me . . . etc. I won't keep whining, which is what i'm essentially doing and in my family, we don't do that so much We don't handle emotion well. Where was I going? Oh early years, right. My early years were spent being a good little pureblood boy, following the rules, etc. so on and so forth. Which I really didn't understand well, but i knew the mantra;children were suppose to be seen, not heard. Surprisingly enough, our family did a lot of things as a family in my early years. We even celebrated after we all showed our first signs of magic. It was nice, but the older we got, the more distant we seem to become with one another. Dad became hell bent on pushing Scorpius, I ceased to exist, and Ella was the perfect little princess. It was tough going from having attention, to have almost none at all. Gran tried to compensate, but it didn't matter. I knew I was second fiddle. That didn't stop me from admiring Scorpius though - and don't you ever tell him any of this, but it was cool having an older brother, well when everyone remembered that I actually existed and what not. Hogwarts years. When I was ten Scorpius got his letter for Hogwarts, and I eagerly awaited my. Can't say I wasn't disappointed when it didn't come the next day. Mum told me I had to wait until I was Scorpius' age, but whatever. The year at home without Scorpius was interesting. Dad paid a bit more attention to me; Ella and I got closer. Scorpius came home every now and then for hols and what not, and I listened eagerly listened to stories of castles, floating candles, and dark forests. The next year it was my turn to join Scorpius and off I went. Finest robes, books, brooms, etc. It was weird being in the castle, though. There were lots of whispers about me and my family - see Grandfather and Dad were Death Eaters, but whatever, back to the tale - but I ignored them. I was sorted into Slytherin and off I went. First year was interesting, to say the least. Chloe - my cousin, spent the majority of the time trying to mother me; Scorpius and Seb - Chloe's brother, my other cousin - tormented me. I also met Devyn that year; she was the only other somewhat antisocial bugger running around the slytherin commons, and for some reason we clicked. She was also making friends with one of the insane Weasley clan at that time, too, and while he and I didn't hit it off immediately, he wasn't a bad bloke. He was more of Devyn's friend than me. But from first year to the summer of fourth year we were slightly inseparable, all three of us. Fourth year is when things really got interesting for me. If you want to call it interesting. Scorpius ran off with Louis' neurotic cousin - alright, she's not that bad. She's kind of strange, and I'm not certain how she's still alive as much as she falls down, but whatever. Anyways, I also found my own love that year, too. Aggy Bass. Blonde, gorgeous, Hufflepuff. She stole my heart without a second thought and for a time we were happy. i even managed to shove it out of my head the fact that she'd been snogging buddies with Scorpius. We even eventually lost our virginities to one another. Anyways, that same year Ella also told me that about being sick and I really didn't know how to respond. Scorpius was never home, my parents were too busy wrapped up in their own lives, and Ella was seriously hurting herself. While I'm not proud of myself, I ran off to Devyn's. I couldn't handle it any more. Well my grandfather went bananas and searched high and low. Eventually Devyn and Louis managed to talk me into heading home, but the damage was done. I know Scorpius was pretty pissed with me, and so was Ella, but I'm not like them when it comes to our family. Scorpius is first born so he always counts; Ella's the only girl so they'll always count. I'm the oops child, so if I just kind of poof - I'm not sure why it matters, except for in instances of property, I suppose. Anyway, things kind of simmered down after that, or as calm as they could get. Ella's treatments went well, and what not, then all of a sudden my dumb arse of a brother runs his broom into a tree. Yeah I freaked out and fuck him if he thinks I shouldn't have. He didn't see himself. I guess Scorpius doing that though snapped some sense into my parents about what they were - or really weren't doing. I got a little bit more attention. Sixth year hit and everything should have been rosey, but they weren't. Aggy and I kind of started to grow apart, well at least more on my end than hers. She was leaving Hogwarts soon, and I didn't think she'd want to have a "younger man" any more, so I did what I always do when I think people are going to leave, I push them away. I shouldn't have been surprised when she broke up with me. I was being an arse to her. But she can go on and find someone better now, someone who actually deserves her because I probably never did. I'm hitting my seventh year in a few months, and while I know I'll ace my newts - I'm surprisingly clever - I have no clue what i'm doing to do after. Gran suggested that i'd be great for the ministry, Devyn always jokes that I should try comedy since I'm a regular smart arse, but hey who knows. . . Randomness • Enjoys muggle music more than wizarding •The quintessential smart arse with quick retorts and clever comebacks. • Is probably the closest to his cousin Chloe and Gran when it comes to his family. •Still hasn't gotten over Aggy completely, but pretends his fine. •Considers Devyn to be his best friend. •Has a protective streak when it comes to Ella. •Wants to buy a muggle car ALIAS AGE ZONE |
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