Felicity!

[Maddy Ashcroft]

Hey!

I just got home! I missed you and I want all your news! 

Greece was great, and I sent you a postcard but (like I just said to Maria) you probably haven't got it yet. I'm glad to be back though. We have to try and get together! I'm working on Mum to let me come to London by myself - she's saying no so far (I'd have to get the train and the underground and stuff), but I'll keep trying.

Anyway, how are you and what's been going on in your life?

Lots of love,

Maddy xxxxx

[Felicity Jordan]

Maddy!

Hello! I got your postcard but it feels like forever since I've talked to you. What kind of stuff did you do in Greece it sounds brilliant! A lot of things happened on my end, but most importantly I got a lizard called Cunning. Well Cunnilingus but I call him Cunning anyway. If your mum won't let you come to London can I come visit you? You're probably not on the Floo network but Mum lets me take Portkeys as long as I'm really careful. I've always wanted to come see how you all do things. All your family's Muggles right? It must be amazing.

Anyway like I said aside from Cunning I'm dead bored here. I met a seventh year she was really nice but that's mostly it. I'm trying to get Maria over to help me find Cunning a girlfriend but nothing so far.

Okay love you!

Felicity (I'm not doing xs it's babyish)

[Maddy Ashcroft]

Well, it is forever! Way too long anyway.

It was brilliant - we were staying just a bit outside Athens, so we saw the Acropolis, and lots of other amazing ruins! Plus Athens is just really beautiful. And Greece has amazing beaches - the sea is actually warm, unlike the sea here.

Why would you call your lizard Cunnilingus, you weirdo? Can't wait to meet him though! He can be friends with Alberta and Maurice. I forgot about Portkeys - wish I had someone who could set one up for me. But you should definitely come and visit - Mum'll be fine with that! And yeah, they're all non-magical. It's kind of normal for me though - I mean, that's how I grew up.

How are you going to find him a girlfriend? Actually, how did you get him at all? Did you buy him or did you find him?

Love,

Maddy (It is not babyish, everyone does it, but fine, no xs for you either!)

((OOC - Forgot to mention so I'm editing in... Maurice is a cat and Alberta is an owl, which Felicity would probably know haha))

[Felicity Jordan]

It haaaaaas been too long. I'm coming to visit the second I'm done with chores. I'm sick to death of my mum I bet she'll be glad to see me gone. Oh, that sounds fantastic! I wish we'd gone somewhere, but we haven't really got enough money to go on holiday anywhere really far I don't think. Oh well, I'll find my way to a nice warm beach with ruins some time.

Cunnilingus is a good name for a boy! Ricky thought it was a good idea I don't know why everyone else thinks it's odd. Alberta and Maurice aren't going to try and eat him are they? I think owls might eat lizards. Can't wait to come see you honestly. I think I should've taken Muggle Studies I've always wondered how you could do anything without magic you must have so many ways getting around without it! I mean I guess it's not really getting around it for you. It probably seems like wizards and all have loads of ways of getting around not having Muggle stuff to you, right? Does that make me sound stupid? Sorry, I just don't know much about Muggle stuff.

It's a long story how I got him! I was asking Ricky about cunnilingus and I thought it sounded like a spell and then I tried it out as a spell for fun and then Cunning came in the window and my friend Lorcan at the Tamarisk Tree told me he was a boy (he's dead clever about animals his mum and dad are naturalists and wrote a bunch of books! We used one for Care of Magical Creatures by his dad I think) and I'd already decided Cunnilingus for a boy so that's what happened.

Anyway love you,
Felicity (that's okay I know you love me anyway)